Thinkonisms : April 2011

Thinkonisms is our way of looking at life. The lighter side of life. A deeper way of thinking, One liners in two minutes. Instant anecdotes and instant grins. Some questions with no answers. One answer to close all chapters. Simple observations. Honest facts. Exaggerated fiction. The larger than life dream of the common man. Some original, some not really so, ripped, pirated, flicked, translated, hacked, derived, assumed, unusual & imitated short takes on life. Everyone's smiling, isn't it. Still, this is our way of contributing to one extra smile somewhere on someone's face.
Read, Smile & Think. Think out of the Box. So, sit back, relax & enjoy...
Let's just uncomplicate...


At work, why is it always,
"There might be a better way of doing this..."   Vs   "This is the way it has always been done here.."


The hardest thing about business is minding your own...


"I don't want to see things as they were or as they are,
I want to see them as to what they will soon be..."


 "A bartender is just a pharmacist with a great inventory..."


"Lady luck never gives, she only lends..."


"When you dial a wrong number, 

                                     how come you never get an engaged tone..."

I was born this way, but mom says,
"Not to worry, god has plans for everyone..."
                                                                                             Guess i was Plan B.



"A sweater is usually put on a child, 
                         when a parent feels chilly..."



"A tear can say more than a hundred spoken words,
                                             but a single word can make you shed a million tears..."



" A tree never attacks a car, except in self defence"



"Maybe the grass is actually greener on the other side..."
  or maybe they just do it better.



That's all for now, more coming soon in May on Thinkonisms : May 2011.

Warm Regards,
Samit.